An Acupuncturist Strives to be the Buddha

An Acupuncturist Strives to be the Buddha

I had a great idea for a personalized license plate: “DONOHRM”. Get it? “Do No Harm”. It is one of the cardinal virtues and most important tenants of Buddhism. The phrase (to give a brief etymological explanation) comes from the Sanskrit word, “Ahimsa”, which means,...
An Acupuncturist’s Seinfeld Script, Scene IV

An Acupuncturist’s Seinfeld Script, Scene IV

Scene IV   (Opens to Jerry’s apt where Jerry is at his table writing. George is reading a magazine on the couch. All is quiet, until the door buzzer buzzes. Jerry impatiently takes a deep breath. George goes over to intercom.) George: Yeah? Elaine: It’s me....
An Acupuncturist’s Seinfeld Script, Scene III

An Acupuncturist’s Seinfeld Script, Scene III

Scene III   (Open to a health club locker room. Jerry is changing. George enters) George: Jerr, ya gotta take a look at this stuff. Jerry: What is it? (looks at pamphlets given to him) You’re getting contacts? George: You’re damn right I am! Jerry: Contacts? What...
An Acupuncturist’s Seinfeld Script, Scene II

An Acupuncturist’s Seinfeld Script, Scene II

Scene II   (Coffee shop; morning; Jerry is sitting alone reading the menu; restaurant is very busy) Elaine: (enters in a rush) Sorryyyyy. I’m late. I overslept. Jerry: That’s ok. I have nothing better to do than sit here waiting for you. Elaine: Rrrau! Aren’t we...
An Acupuncturist’s Seinfeld Script, Scene I

An Acupuncturist’s Seinfeld Script, Scene I

Scene I (Scene opens in Jerry’s bedroom; morning; he’s just waking up.) Jerry: (voice over) Oh my gosh…..What a great dream……What a great idea…..What a great idea for a new tv show….I’ve gotta write this down….Definitely gotta write this down before I forget…..Pen,...