An Acupuncturist’s Seinfeld Script, Scene IV

An Acupuncturist’s Seinfeld Script, Scene IV

Scene IV   (Opens to Jerry’s apt where Jerry is at his table writing. George is reading a magazine on the couch. All is quiet, until the door buzzer buzzes. Jerry impatiently takes a deep breath. George goes over to intercom.) George: Yeah? Elaine: It’s me....
An Acupuncturist’s Seinfeld Script, Scene III

An Acupuncturist’s Seinfeld Script, Scene III

Scene III   (Open to a health club locker room. Jerry is changing. George enters) George: Jerr, ya gotta take a look at this stuff. Jerry: What is it? (looks at pamphlets given to him) You’re getting contacts? George: You’re damn right I am! Jerry: Contacts? What...
An Acupuncturist’s Seinfeld Script, Scene II

An Acupuncturist’s Seinfeld Script, Scene II

Scene II   (Coffee shop; morning; Jerry is sitting alone reading the menu; restaurant is very busy) Elaine: (enters in a rush) Sorryyyyy. I’m late. I overslept. Jerry: That’s ok. I have nothing better to do than sit here waiting for you. Elaine: Rrrau! Aren’t we...
An Acupuncturist’s Seinfeld Script, Scene I

An Acupuncturist’s Seinfeld Script, Scene I

Scene I (Scene opens in Jerry’s bedroom; morning; he’s just waking up.) Jerry: (voice over) Oh my gosh…..What a great dream……What a great idea…..What a great idea for a new tv show….I’ve gotta write this down….Definitely gotta write this down before I forget…..Pen,...